Toilets in Indian Trains- A Bangla Initiative

The year was 1909 and the day Friday of July 2 , a letter popped-in at the Sahibganj Divisional office and that letter today thankfully has changed, the comfort of travelling in an Indian train to a great extend....pls read the letter with a Bangla accent, for clarity of reading..;p

 Note: A lil exaggeration has been tried, for humour sake.

Mayawati on Facebook, jibes Amar Singh!!

Look look who is on Facebook..Mayawati!!
This item by Faking News created quite a ripple and I thought why should my readers/friends miss it...

For a clear image click Faking News

Criminals as Politicians: The drag to hell

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In a nation of over 1.17 billion people and still counting, finding a lecherous and hideous criminal is a huge task. And then voting and electing him as our representatives even bigger.

But we faithfully have been doing it, after all what choice does the naive citizens have?

We don't understand how these criminal politicians have been eating up the very arteries of the country, while the judiciary and the executive have been simply sucking up to them...

Just for a better understanding of the citizens of our country, we conducted a complete full-scale research where we evaluated the microeconomic measures such as the value of gifts received and the consumption-income gap of law, order, and administrative officials, while a co-relation in the subjective perception-of the defunct brain indices of citizens was weighed against the quantitative estimates of bribery taken by the criminal politicians.
 
Using a regression discontinuity design, we are now clearly able to say that a criminal politician would further weaken the governance, while corruption becomes an accepted practice.

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f(m �� ^m) �� b =
b +  (m �� ^m)T. By (2), this implies that:

b = 1/2 (f ��  T)m

Hence, b = 0

As per the calculations, the genius in you can now clearly see that Criminal politicians should not be elected.


India Shining, oh! really!
 
As per Election Commission estimates, 1,500 candidates in the 1996 parliamentary election had criminal records and 40 of them got elected to the 11th Lok Sabha.

In the state legislatures, out of the 4,072 sitting members of the legislative assembly in all the states, more than 700 have criminal records.

The 14th Lok Sabha (the lower house of the parliament of India) has 125 members with criminal background. The Lok Sabha has a total of 545 members, including the Speaker

By criminal background we mean, serious charges of murder, rape, kidnapping and extortion.

I Am What Google Says!

I don't think instead I just google it...this overly helpful mama-oogle has turned my life upside down...without google, I would just have been stupid..now i am plain dumb...

Google is my way of life..whats yours!!

Dead and Gone. But your email lives on...

    Ever wondered what will you leave behind once you have happily been stuck into that slimy grave, covered with mud and endowed with a rich epitaph? No, I am not talking about riches, wealth or not even those brutish children of yours, I are talking about your email. Yes, as now that you are dead the possibilities are your entire family would be able to access your mail.

    So next you time you leave office, make sure, you have deleted all that porn and text-sex messages. Certainly, death doesn't knock when it comes calling.

   However, if you are a yahoo user, you can still be at peace, as they still are a wee-bit outdated in their perspective and do not allow any sentiments, otherwise it has to be stated in your death will, to which they will happily oblige.

    Hotmail and Gmail, on the other hand, being the pioneers would allow the closest of the kin to access your email. All married men, delete all controversy from your mail box, you know women dig deep..!!

    While the ever sweetfaced FACEBOOK has new feature called memorialisation that lets the family of deceased users keep their profile page online as a virtual tribute. Myspace in league too and would happily oblige, now that you are dead and gone...

do whatever you want, but always keep it clean. Your mailbox.I mean.

Flu Hits The Swine, Modi Dead. Its worth the r(h)umour.

Obituary notes are pouring in from all corners of the country, the great leader- the man who singlehandedly devoured everything anti-hindu, fell victim to an innocent-looking swine.

Doctors have confirmed it, that the swine that was there in Modi has been neutralised and would henceforth harm nobody. Muthalik stood witness to the report.

However, sadly for the blood hungry power-mongers, Modi in his will has asked the State to donate all his money to the victims of Gujrat riots- in mean time, Bal Thackery too was seen rushing to his lawyer for a new will.

The India Muslim League leader will fire the pyre up Modi's ass at the funeral, while RSS svamsevaks will clear all the swines in the muslim basti for the fellow brethren.

However, the BJP key leaders decided to stay away from the funeral as doctors have predicted that the swine versus could possibly be looking for a new swine-like soul as the next victim.

The funeral was well staged and per the traditions fitting for a disgusting person, who had such a charming hate-filled smile, that drove the no-pig eating people a run for their lives.

The great leader will be remembered and Gujrat certainly will never be the same again.