Flu Hits The Swine, Modi Dead. Its worth the r(h)umour.

Obituary notes are pouring in from all corners of the country, the great leader- the man who singlehandedly devoured everything anti-hindu, fell victim to an innocent-looking swine.

Doctors have confirmed it, that the swine that was there in Modi has been neutralised and would henceforth harm nobody. Muthalik stood witness to the report.

However, sadly for the blood hungry power-mongers, Modi in his will has asked the State to donate all his money to the victims of Gujrat riots- in mean time, Bal Thackery too was seen rushing to his lawyer for a new will.

The India Muslim League leader will fire the pyre up Modi's ass at the funeral, while RSS svamsevaks will clear all the swines in the muslim basti for the fellow brethren.

However, the BJP key leaders decided to stay away from the funeral as doctors have predicted that the swine versus could possibly be looking for a new swine-like soul as the next victim.

The funeral was well staged and per the traditions fitting for a disgusting person, who had such a charming hate-filled smile, that drove the no-pig eating people a run for their lives.

The great leader will be remembered and Gujrat certainly will never be the same again.