Toilets in Indian Trains- A Bangla Initiative

The year was 1909 and the day Friday of July 2 , a letter popped-in at the Sahibganj Divisional office and that letter today thankfully has changed, the comfort of travelling in an Indian train to a great extend....pls read the letter with a Bangla accent, for clarity of reading..;p

 Note: A lil exaggeration has been tried, for humour sake.

Criminals as Politicians: The drag to hell

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In a nation of over 1.17 billion people and still counting, finding a lecherous and hideous criminal is a huge task. And then voting and electing him as our representatives even bigger.

But we faithfully have been doing it, after all what choice does the naive citizens have?

We don't understand how these criminal politicians have been eating up the very arteries of the country, while the judiciary and the executive have been simply sucking up to them...

Just for a better understanding of the citizens of our country, we conducted a complete full-scale research where we evaluated the microeconomic measures such as the value of gifts received and the consumption-income gap of law, order, and administrative officials, while a co-relation in the subjective perception-of the defunct brain indices of citizens was weighed against the quantitative estimates of bribery taken by the criminal politicians.
 
Using a regression discontinuity design, we are now clearly able to say that a criminal politician would further weaken the governance, while corruption becomes an accepted practice.

f(m �� ^m) �� b + b +  (m �� ^m)T = (f +  T)(m �� ^m

f(m �� ^m) �� b =
b +  (m �� ^m)T. By (2), this implies that:

b = 1/2 (f ��  T)m

Hence, b = 0

As per the calculations, the genius in you can now clearly see that Criminal politicians should not be elected.


India Shining, oh! really!
 
As per Election Commission estimates, 1,500 candidates in the 1996 parliamentary election had criminal records and 40 of them got elected to the 11th Lok Sabha.

In the state legislatures, out of the 4,072 sitting members of the legislative assembly in all the states, more than 700 have criminal records.

The 14th Lok Sabha (the lower house of the parliament of India) has 125 members with criminal background. The Lok Sabha has a total of 545 members, including the Speaker

By criminal background we mean, serious charges of murder, rape, kidnapping and extortion.

I Am What Google Says!

I don't think instead I just google it...this overly helpful mama-oogle has turned my life upside down...without google, I would just have been stupid..now i am plain dumb...

Google is my way of life..whats yours!!

Are all muslims terrorists?

Read this, for how a biased perspective can distort and deform our whole understanding of things. Maybe its time we understood who the real enemy is and changed for good.

          A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. 

          A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" – the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" – says the man. "Oh, what are you then? " The man says: - "I am a Saudi !" 

          The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog."

I personally think that Islam is the most misunderstood and misinterpreted of the existing religions in the world. And that should change!