Mayawati on Facebook, jibes Amar Singh!!

Look look who is on Facebook..Mayawati!!
This item by Faking News created quite a ripple and I thought why should my readers/friends miss it...

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Criminals as Politicians: The drag to hell

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In a nation of over 1.17 billion people and still counting, finding a lecherous and hideous criminal is a huge task. And then voting and electing him as our representatives even bigger.

But we faithfully have been doing it, after all what choice does the naive citizens have?

We don't understand how these criminal politicians have been eating up the very arteries of the country, while the judiciary and the executive have been simply sucking up to them...

Just for a better understanding of the citizens of our country, we conducted a complete full-scale research where we evaluated the microeconomic measures such as the value of gifts received and the consumption-income gap of law, order, and administrative officials, while a co-relation in the subjective perception-of the defunct brain indices of citizens was weighed against the quantitative estimates of bribery taken by the criminal politicians.
 
Using a regression discontinuity design, we are now clearly able to say that a criminal politician would further weaken the governance, while corruption becomes an accepted practice.

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b +  (m �� ^m)T. By (2), this implies that:

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Hence, b = 0

As per the calculations, the genius in you can now clearly see that Criminal politicians should not be elected.


India Shining, oh! really!
 
As per Election Commission estimates, 1,500 candidates in the 1996 parliamentary election had criminal records and 40 of them got elected to the 11th Lok Sabha.

In the state legislatures, out of the 4,072 sitting members of the legislative assembly in all the states, more than 700 have criminal records.

The 14th Lok Sabha (the lower house of the parliament of India) has 125 members with criminal background. The Lok Sabha has a total of 545 members, including the Speaker

By criminal background we mean, serious charges of murder, rape, kidnapping and extortion.

I Am What Google Says!

I don't think instead I just google it...this overly helpful mama-oogle has turned my life upside down...without google, I would just have been stupid..now i am plain dumb...

Google is my way of life..whats yours!!

Maoists in India! Its the mute,screaming!

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Is fighting for you rights, terrorism? How long should an oppressed submit himself to the debasing life, which promises him nothing but pain and hunger?If its Maoism now in Orissa, in the 70's it was Naxal Bari in W Bengal and even then it were "a pile of bones and some flesh" whose self-respect suddenly woke up.

Years of humiliation and hungers makes these--for want of a word--lets call them--DALIT----immune to the lowly treatment. However, then a time comes when the Dalit mind tells him that he can no bear the shame, the humiliation, for a day's food and then all that it sees is RED...

Who are the Maoists? They are just people and all that they want like any of us is food, cloth and shelter--And some respect. Is it too much to ask for? For a city-bred lad, hunger and starvation are just mere words that hold no real meaning.

What sparked naxalbari in W Bengal? According a committee that investigated the tribal unrest titled- The Causes and Nature of Current Agrarian Tensions: "The basic cause of unrest, namely, the defective implementation of laws enacted to protect the interests of the tribals. While further the report suggested: "unless this is attended to, it would not be possible to win the confidence of the tribals whose leadership has been taken over by the extremists."

Please Note: The term extremist is still being used by the Indian officials to describe the Naxalites, or any one resorting to armed resistance against the Indian government.

In short, it is not a Chinese conspiracy or some foreign funded-terror campaign meant to demoralise the country's morale, Maoism or any ism would always rise up in arms, when people are being denied there rights. Its people just like you and me, who want to be heard?

Are you listening?

Apple launches New Device.............. Mind Blowing indeed!

 

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The Big brother to all I's after Ipod, Iphone and now the latest Iexplode, an Iphone application would make its entry into the markets soon. Orders from far and wide are already pouring in. The Taliban fighters have ordered a huge bulk, while Chinese are already working on a pirated version of the application, revealed sources from FBI and CIA, who too bidding to making the most the application.

"The new device will blow your heads off," The Daily Rubbish quoted Steve Jobs.

The application,however, would reach the India shores on the last decade of this century. Though most the present Indian model do the explode-boom-boom application, still Iexplode is an unchallenged favourite...Mind Blowing indeed!!

Crumbling Political Parties of India

MJ Akbar's blog quite brilliantly portrays, the follies of some of the crumbling political parties of India. He states it clear and he states it loud.

The BJP story is the simplest: the fairies have abandoned its fairy tale. It began as the party of refugees from Pakistan. The robust economic and social resettlement of the dispossessed, evident by the 70s, paradoxically, liberated them from the party which helped them. After the high-drama blip of the Emergency and Janata Party phase, the BJP reinvented itself as a champion of a psychological rather than an economic need. The temple movement brought great rewards, culminating, albeit through a parabola enhanced by the charisma of Atal Bihari Vajpayee, in six years of power at the Centre.

But within this time, the Indian mood turned. Economic aspirations took primacy over psychological needs, particularly since the temple movement was made irrelevant by the destruction of the mosque at Ayodhya. A functioning temple has come up on the site, a fact that seems to escape the attention of those writing the BJP manifesto, which keeps promising to build a temple.

Every political party has colluded in this change; even though self-proclaimed secular parties encourage Muslims to indulge in the self-delusion that a dispute exists. In truth, all that the BJP can offer is to build a bigger temple, which does not quite have the same emotive force as ‘Mandir yahin banayenge!’ The BJP’s cousins, the Senas of Maharashtra, have regional chauvinism to fall back upon. If the BJP wants to reclaim national space, it will have to establish another horizon.

 Read the full-article.

Sri Lanka buckle up!

General Fonsenka's resignation came as a shocker to the outside world as it is to the citizens of the Island nation. However, along with it has also emerged another crack in the already weakened walls of the country.

The Chief of Defence Staff, Sarath Fonsenka enlisted to the Ceylon Army in 1970 and was commissioned on  June 1 1971, and in 2005 was made the chief of staff with the added respnsibity of riding the country free of the rebelling Tamils, especially Prabhakaran.

He did it, however, considering how the politicians irrespective of their religion and region act is the same fashion of being loyal more to their respective positions than the citizen, simply doesn't trust its own soldier.

Fonsenka may or may not have plotted a coup, and considering his popularity scale, it is very unlikely that the General would even plan one.

However, it is imperative that the political voices in the country awaken the leaders of the country. Why has the Sri Lankan president been silent?why has he not come one press statement till now?

Read General Fonsenka's resignation letter.

Understanding the enemy that China is for India

It was Chairman Mao, the communist godfather, who said: "When the enemy advances, withdraw; when he stops, harass; when he tires, strike; when he retreats, pursue.”

This one statement in the present socio-political scenario summarise, the dirty political infidility that China is playing with India. Always the friend and forgiver, Indian generosity is second best to Jesus Christ, however, but India can’t afford a crucifixion though.

China today is among the fastest growing nations in the world, its roots run deep. From running billions into the So-called First World USA; to routing investment into the far deep African countries, the dragon and its crouch would seem unstoppable.

But India with its friendly control over many Asian countries certainly is the eye-soar, the one country that could possible change the turn of events for China. Thus, China tries everything thing weaken India: Supply weapons to Pakistan,flood the Indian market with cheap Chinese goods, pose incredible claims and what not.

India, however, knows what China is capable of, though only time will tell how much really does China know of what India can really do?

Are all muslims terrorists?

Read this, for how a biased perspective can distort and deform our whole understanding of things. Maybe its time we understood who the real enemy is and changed for good.

          A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. 

          A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" – the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" – says the man. "Oh, what are you then? " The man says: - "I am a Saudi !" 

          The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog."

I personally think that Islam is the most misunderstood and misinterpreted of the existing religions in the world. And that should change!

National Solar Mission Launch On Children's Day: India

Taking firmer and effect strides towards meeting the growing energy needs of the country, the much lauded National Solar Mission will finally be launched on November 14, yes on Pandit Nehru's birthday.

The amibitous Jawaharlal Nehru National Solar Mission project will generate 20,000 megawatts of solar power by 2020 and "the overall structure and draft of the National Solar Mission have been approved by the prime minister (Manmohan Singh)," said Prime Minister's Special Envoy on Climate Change Shyam Saran.

Now that's what we call progress.

Whats in an MBA? Dogs have it too.

MBA MBA, man whats this whole rut about? From that scowling Dick, to that goat-head Tom, they all have it and their mama-dada, certainly can now proudly post it in his matrimony site as well. So whats the big deal about the MBA..hey i say so..cos now even a dog is official an MBA too!

Chester Ludlow, a pug dog from Vermont, has been awarded an online MBA (Masters in Business Administration) by Rochville University—an online college that offers distance learning degrees based on life and career experience.

Chester is believed to be the first dog to be awarded a college degree. How he got it? well ask the other MBA's. Btw rumours aer that he could have graduated with honours(for an additional $100).

Empowered and Strong, Women in Karnataka Fight Odds For Development

With over 44.4 per cent elected women representatives at the grassroot level in local panchayats, Karnataka undoubtedly today can boast of being on the path to gender equality, thanks to the 73rd amendment, which allotted one-third of all seats to women.

Be it be a fight against the illegal arrack sellers or taking on the local landlord, these women village heads are battling it out on their own just to make life better for their respective societies.

Thirty-four year old Kalasamma of Heggadapura village in Mysore when she realised the harm that the local illicit liquor was doing in the lives of the people decided that the illegal arrack shop had to go from the village. But the liquor shop was managed by the local gangs, still undaunted Kalasamma, who was working for the village council organised the women into seven groups and thus everyday they began to hold meetings before the arrack shop.

It thus also proved to be an eye-opener for the other women of the village, who daily began to witness the miserable scenes of the liquor shop. Finally one day they decided to take a firmer course and thus launched a drive that today has resulted in the closure of that particular illegal arrack shop.

Kalasamma says that the victory instilled a sense of confidence among the women in the village, as for many it was the first time in their lives that they so openly were protesting against an evil that has been gnawing their lives for years.

The women in villages are coming to realise that they also have the strength to challenge what is unjust and have understood that their rights are same as for men. While these uneducated women also are coming forward to send their girl child to school, she says.

In villages across Karnataka, it is these uneducated women, who are shielding the light of education and making it spread into the lives of the young children. Geeta, a mother of two was forced to drop-out when she was in class third, however, she says, after being elected to the panchayat, her first step was to work towards literacy.

She says, "Though I have become a local leader still the lack of education is something that still pinches me. Hence my priority in to ensure that all children in my village should get education."

To make a living, Geeta roles beedi in her free time, however, her humble life didn't stop her to take on the local landlord, who had encroached on the land meant for the school building. Even when the local police threatened her, courageously she filed a law suit against the landlord and today the local "Aganavadi" classes are held in that school.

Whether it is education or health, these women are able to bring in vital changes because their understanding of the issues is heartfelt and so their dedication is complete, therefore the work is fruitful, says Yamuna KN, an activist working who works with a Mysore-based NGO.

While in a major boost, their stories of struggle and hardwork has been incorporated in a book as well.

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Karnataka Lawyers take on Dinakaran.Beat up TV Cameraman.Lawfully indeed!

Just as the Yeddyculous and Reddyculous political drama got over, the Karnataka lawyers turned to their favorite law books this time to beat up a TV cameraman, while the locked-up judges called out to the rowdy LAW-IRES to open the door.

The reason was Dinakaran. The unruly lawyers chanted slogans as the obviously "hurt" justice struggled his way to reach the caring arms of family, who were leisurely waiting for his return.

However, way home was not that easy for the chief justice. “What sin have I committed? Why are you protesting against me? Allow me to do my duty. The court cannot tolerate such acts,” a hurt Dinakaran asked the protesting LAW-yers.

Rejecting Dinakaran’s plea, the lawyers continued to shout “Resign chief justice” and “Down, down Dinakaran” inside and outside the courtroom and prevented the proceedings.

Throwing away all regards to law and decorum, the lawyers displayed their best behaviour by finally beating the cameraman of an english TV channel. A comment that I heard: "Its Sad, he(cameraman) can't even file a case of assault!"

Indeed when lawyers turn breakers, the entire democracy and justice system gets questioned. Are lawyers above law?Would judiciary as well be an impotent witness to this wanton behaviour?

Reddy Yedi..Po(lls): Was it a story of love and lust?

Its the 100 m dash and the strongest of the Karnataka politics are out with shearing words to make it to the finish line.Reddy Yedi Polls...would mean, the crumbling the first BJP government in South India, while the Cong-ress is greedily waiting for the fall. But thanks to the nice pitch-in by Sushma, the disaster at least for the time being has been averted..it certainly will come back. But what went wrong. A close friend and Bollywood philam buff had some very Pran/Amresh Puri-like explanation of hate and vengeance...a story of betrayal, lust and greed..for my slow mind to understand. So as the plot goes, the greedy-lusty younger Reddy gunda had a thing for our ever smiling sweet but strong Shobha (Karandlaje). As the reel goes, the young Reddy first tried the wooing, which sadly didn't rise anything but a curt and stinging slap on the Reddy's Chadi-side. How dare you?A raging bull, had missed his mark and was now a Reddy to charge. But just then the thin-mushed with thinning hair and even thinner brain...Yeddi aka CM stepped in to catch the falling Shobha. A tussle ensued and our heroine was elegantly saved from the jaws of the lecherous villain. Our hero Yeddy, drove the white latest Honda CRV at top speed, while the jilted younger Reddy ran and reported to the whole episode in its finest detail to the Elder Reddy..who too cried?how dare he? The rest is history. But our Yeddy soon realized his folly, after all love too doesn’t last for long. A political game, certainly calls for greater sacrifice, Shobha has to go, bellowed the Reddy. She had to go…and so do the others…but on a serious note..Is this really democracy?Do people really have rights? But the people here in Karnataka had a great show. They witnessed what really there leaders are like? What they really care more for? Still would the ever naïve gullible voter learn? I don’t think so. Religion, caste and language still mean more and nothing else matters.Period.

Dead and Gone. But your email lives on...

    Ever wondered what will you leave behind once you have happily been stuck into that slimy grave, covered with mud and endowed with a rich epitaph? No, I am not talking about riches, wealth or not even those brutish children of yours, I are talking about your email. Yes, as now that you are dead the possibilities are your entire family would be able to access your mail.

    So next you time you leave office, make sure, you have deleted all that porn and text-sex messages. Certainly, death doesn't knock when it comes calling.

   However, if you are a yahoo user, you can still be at peace, as they still are a wee-bit outdated in their perspective and do not allow any sentiments, otherwise it has to be stated in your death will, to which they will happily oblige.

    Hotmail and Gmail, on the other hand, being the pioneers would allow the closest of the kin to access your email. All married men, delete all controversy from your mail box, you know women dig deep..!!

    While the ever sweetfaced FACEBOOK has new feature called memorialisation that lets the family of deceased users keep their profile page online as a virtual tribute. Myspace in league too and would happily oblige, now that you are dead and gone...

do whatever you want, but always keep it clean. Your mailbox.I mean.

Flu Hits The Swine, Modi Dead. Its worth the r(h)umour.

Obituary notes are pouring in from all corners of the country, the great leader- the man who singlehandedly devoured everything anti-hindu, fell victim to an innocent-looking swine.

Doctors have confirmed it, that the swine that was there in Modi has been neutralised and would henceforth harm nobody. Muthalik stood witness to the report.

However, sadly for the blood hungry power-mongers, Modi in his will has asked the State to donate all his money to the victims of Gujrat riots- in mean time, Bal Thackery too was seen rushing to his lawyer for a new will.

The India Muslim League leader will fire the pyre up Modi's ass at the funeral, while RSS svamsevaks will clear all the swines in the muslim basti for the fellow brethren.

However, the BJP key leaders decided to stay away from the funeral as doctors have predicted that the swine versus could possibly be looking for a new swine-like soul as the next victim.

The funeral was well staged and per the traditions fitting for a disgusting person, who had such a charming hate-filled smile, that drove the no-pig eating people a run for their lives.

The great leader will be remembered and Gujrat certainly will never be the same again.